Sidetrackedery Special: Charlie Brooker's Newswipe

[orbitaldiamonds]

(From September 1, 2009)

With great thanks to roboplege for posting these back in April.

Call it a Sidetrackedery special if you want to...

"But still, in terms of raw drama, the 'fair and balanced' newsmen of dystopian future sci-fi satirical shouting sledgehammer channel Fox News win out every time."

"...like a wacky neighbor from a bad sitcom..."

"He's good looking."
"Now, are you finding the world's news too scary and depressing to bear?"
"Yes."
"Do you tune in and simply think, 'oh, dear!'?"
"Yeah."
"Yeah I know you do because I am you, you dickhead."
"All right..."

"Fuck it, we'll do it live!"